*What's that mom? You want to take my picture?*
*But I am playing on a giant snow hill and its -30c outside. I don't want to pose for you and face the right way in to the light.*
*It's okay that your fingers are getting frostbite trying to take a good picture, I'm just going to make weird poses.*
Well THANK YOU oh son of mine. it was worth it just to have this for blackmail when you go on your first date :)